A photographer eavesdrops on Twitter
Have my own photographer for my paint job… Unfortunately it’s just @constantslimmer who only wants to snap @paulleyshon ‘s pants…
Citizen: “Aren’t journalists supposed to be independent?” Photographer: “No, we usually hunt in packs.”
Who said photography was all about snapping… All I seem to do is email lol
I need to learn how to camwhore :/ My photography skills sucks.
I know! I was praising and trying to figure out how to work it! Lol RT @RichBrand: @HeavensReign next time,keep the camera right side upLOL
Work that camera mama, Rip the runway baby;; Now pop yo collar, See them dollar signs is why they hate me
@eunz6 I left a comment…. gosh.. I’m so ready to work it.. and to make love with the camera.
WOW….i hate when ugly people constantly take picz >.< your gona break the god dam camera one of these days!
A photographer eavesdrops on Twitter
Photographer: “When news breaks, so does our equipment.”
I Harness Visibile Electromagnetic Radiation – I am My Worlds Best Photographer
if, when i eventually get married, the photographer says ‘now -all the wedding party do a funny pose – like maybe Bond’, i’ll kill him
A photographer eavesdrops on Twitter
Photog: “We get time and a half on Christmas Eve, right?” Editor: “They cut out the half during budget cuts. Now we’re all just doing time.”
Looking at a picture of a snowy crime scene: “Everything about it says ‘Perfect Christmas Card’ except the police tape.”
omgee HELP!!! this photographer that wants to shoot me is totally being weird saying how he wants to message my feet lol ahhhhh
RT @neilcreek: Idea for a photographer’s slogan t-shirt: “I like my girls/guys +2EV”
there is someone flashing in my office. It’s a photographer.
“I know people love their Holgas, but my Holga pix always look like my camera was drunk.” @MarcellaK
“What we are trying to do is match the faces to the arses.” – Photographer after photo shoot of French rugby pl… http://bit.ly/7tdBWS
A photographer eavesdrops on Twitter
is be photographer….
iStockHell: The worst stock photography you will ever see. http://istockhell.com/ It had me at the farting gorilla.
damn freaky when an unknown fella who claims he’s a photographer asks u to go out with him for a photoshoot. hell no!
If I had a bacon butty, I’d drop it – our chief photographer is telling our chief sub how to spell.
Page Designer: “I swear to God, if the world’s tallest man visited, I’d still get a horizontal photo.”
… “photographer”? From ‘photous’ – “To prance around like a pillock ordering everyone about as if you owned the place.” Pratchett
A photographer eavesdrops on Twitter
every hot girl who can aim a camera think she’s a photographer – Stewie Griffin
@tdavidson photographer photographer photographer photographer photographer photographer photographer photographer seriously ;)
Just agreed to shoot a wedding for $ as THE photographer. I think I just peed a little in abject terror.
In other entertainment news Axl Rose punches a photographer. This is Axl’s first hit since 1988 :)
A photographer eavesdrops on Twitter
3songsnoflash Just managed to take some photos of buildings in central London without getting arrested. Amazing!
GemmaKane A non bullshit photographer is needed this evening, holla!
jonnyred …The photographer’s assistants (two burly boys) are wearing slippers with bows…
scorpionick I used to go out with a photographer, but nothing developed.
Deviiii apparently i called my straight photographer gay in front of a hot girl last night. unintentional #cockblock my badddd.
theyuppie …i can promise many people would be interested in “photographer and baker” services. you take photos and bring a baked good.
angielim …does this best photographer in the world do headshots with candy coating & chocolate smear?I am interested!